the scariest thing about the Hunger Games films is when Caesar Flickerman legitimately makes you smile because he is the one that turns this twisted fight to the death into mindless entertainment for the masses and in that moment you realize that just for a second it worked on you.
okay now I will share an embarrassing story with you all for sleepover saturday
a while back I went to a gift shop and I saw a basket of these
and I was like oh shit I love bouncy balls!! so I grabbed one and threw it on the ground
turns out these ones were not bouncy balls and were actually made of glass
omg im actually laughing so hard it hurts
last christmas i gave you my heart
the very next day i was dead because i literally cannot live without a heart what was i thinking
And the christmas textposts have begun
So I almost just got hit by a car speeding and running a red light, and would have if my boyfriend didn’t tell me to stop. That was my night.
I’m still shaking so bad. I think that’s enough anxiety for just about the rest of my life.
In Australia we have this show where the set is tilted at an angle and it’s funny because people walk like this
and fall down a lot
EDIT : The show is called Slideshow and you can watch it here
OH MY GOD I WATCHED THE LINKED VIDEO AND NEARLY PEED MYSELF THIS IS HILARIOUS
they look like a fucking street gang no wonder they’re locked up
so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”
eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.
The only acceptable paint job for a smart car
Can you guys do me a quick favour? I am doing a survey based off of a novel by Steve Harvey Act Like a Lady - Think Like a Man for my Families in Canada class. I need people to fill out this survey about relationships and commitment so I can analyze it’s results and compare it to the information in the novel. The survey is completely anonymous and just takes a minute to fill out!